d'jonte

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D'Jonte is a silly name for a silly person. He’s a walking mess of insults and laughter. He’ll cuss you out but then laugh at your pain.

D'Jonte just called my mom a cheeseburger. Then he laughed when she screamed.

He told my brother he looked like a fart in a sock. My brother cried.

He said my math teacher was a bad singer. The teacher threw a marker at him.

D'Jonte is a weird name for a weirdo. He’s loud and mean but somehow still cool. He’ll make fun of you but then help you when you fail.

He said my essay was so bad it should be banned. Then he helped me rewrite it.

He laughed at my failed science experiment. Then he gave me a C instead of an F.

He told my friend he looked like a pizza that fell in a pool. Then he bought him a soda.

D'Jonte is a stupid name for a stupid person. He’s a jokester who cusses like a sailor. He’ll tease you but still be your friend when you need it.

He told my dad he looked like a donut with no coffee. My dad threw a shoe at him.

He said my dog was the worst pet ever. Then he fed my dog a whole bag of chips.

He laughed at my failed dance move. Then he taught me how to dance properly.