D.I.R.G.A.S.

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When people go on a rant about something so stupid it's like they're talking to a wall and you're just sitting there thinking why are they even alive.
Why are you guys still arguing about the color of the sky? It's blue, it's always been blue.
You're still mad about the cereal commercial from 2012? Get a life.
Bro, the only thing you care about is the pizza and you're still arguing about the crust.
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When someone is talking about something so irrelevant it's like they're whispering secrets to the ceiling and you're just thinking why do I even breathe.
Why are you still talking about the dog that ran away in 2008? That dog is dead.
You're still mad about the toaster incident from 2015? Just let it go.
Why are you even here? You're still talking about the pencil that broke in 2010?
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When people talk about something so useless it's like they're trying to convince a brick wall it's alive and you just give up on life.
Why are you still talking about the sock that went missing in 2012? Just buy another sock.
You're still mad about the ice cream that melted in 2017? Just eat it.
You're still arguing about the pencil that broke in 2011? Just get a new pencil.
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When people are going on about something so unimportant it's like they're telling a story to a rock and you're just thinking why are they even breathing.
Why are you still talking about the pencil that broke in 2013? It's just a pencil.
You're still mad about the ice cream that melted in 2016? It's just ice cream.
Why are you even here? You're still talking about the sock that went missing in 2014?
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When someone is talking about something so pointless it's like they're trying to convince a ghost it's alive and you're just thinking why are they even alive.
Why are you still talking about the dog that ran away in 2009? It's just a dog.
You're still mad about the cereal commercial from 2013? Just watch it again.
Why are you even here? You're still talking about the pencil that broke in 2012?
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When people go on about something so stupid it's like they're talking to a ghost and you're just thinking why are they even talking.
Why are you still talking about the sock that went missing in 2015? It's just a sock.
You're still mad about the ice cream that melted in 2018? Just eat it.
Why are you even here? You're still talking about the dog that ran away in 2010?
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