D.I.B.S.

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D. I. B. S. is when your dick gets stuck in your butt and won't come out. It's like a bad case of butt rot and penis jail all at once.

My dog got D. I. B. S. after eating my cousin's sock.

I got D. I. B. S. because I tried to fit three sandwiches in my mouth at once.

My uncle has D. I. B. S. and he smells like a dead raccoon.

D. I. B. S. is when you're too full of yourself to care about anything else. You're like a giant ego in a tiny body.

My friend got D. I. B. S. after winning the spelling bee.

I got D. I. B. S. because I ate 10 tacos and still took the last slice of pizza.

My teacher got D. I. B. S. after I drew a mustache on her face.