D.F.A.C.

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D. F. A. C. is when you ignore girls and go for the cash. No feelings, no drama, just cold hard money.
Bro just left the bar to get a job instead of talking to the hot bartender.
He saw a 200 dollar bill and walked away from the girl who was flirting with him.
He skipped the date to invest in a meme coin and is now rich.
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D. F. A. C. is like telling girls to go to hell and then counting your coins like it's a religion.
He said, 'Go to hell, I'm making money!' and left her standing there.
He walked out of the restaurant to go buy stocks instead of finishing his meal.
He passed up a chance to talk to his crush because he saw a bitcoin price chart.
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D. F. A. C. is when you see a girl and think, 'Nope. I want money. More money.'
He saw a girl and said, 'Not today. I need more money.'
He ignored the girl in the grocery store to check his bank app.
He left his girlfriend for a crypto app notification.
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D. F. A. C. is when you treat girls like they're in your way of getting richer.
He said, 'You’re just in my way of getting rich.' and walked out.
He ignored the girl who asked him to the prom to play Fortnite.
He left a girl crying in the hallway to go buy a NFT.
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D. F. A. C. is like when girls are just background noise while you count your cash.
He was counting his coins while the girl talked to him.
He listened to the girl for 30 seconds and then checked his bank balance.
He said, 'I can’t hear you, I’m rich.' and left.
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D. F. A. C. is when you choose money over girls like it’s the final exam.
He chose the money over the girl like it was a math test.
He said, 'I can’t choose you, I have to choose money.'
He left the girl for a bonus check at work.
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