D.E.Q.A.

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D. E. Q. A. stands for Dave's Environmental Quality Act. It's like C. E. Q. A., but way easier because Dave just says what he wants and everyone else shuts up.
Dave: 'I say it's fine. Deal with it.'
The park got approved because Dave said 'I feel like it.'
The fish died, but Dave said 'they’re just tired.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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D. E. Q. A. is when Dave decides what's good for the environment. No fancy rules. Just Dave being a boss and everyone else being a doofus.
Dave: 'This tree is fine. I said so.'
The lake was polluted, but Dave said 'it’s just a little sludge.'
The birds left, but Dave said 'they’re just on vacation.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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D. E. Q. A. is the easiest way to pass anything. Dave just says it’s okay, and everyone else gets yelled at for being lazy.
Dave: 'I say it’s okay. You’re just being annoying.'
The highway got built because Dave said 'it’s the least I could do.'
The forest was destroyed because Dave said 'they’re just trees.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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