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No drugs. No diseases. Just a clean, healthy person looking for a partner who doesn't smell like a trash can and has never kissed a raccoon.

Looking for someone who's not a walking infection and doesn't sniff glue for fun.

No pothead or sick kid vibes. Just a normal person.

I don’t want to catch anything from you. I’ve had enough sick people in my life.

No drugs. No drinking. Just someone who doesn’t want to end up in a ditch with a hungover kid.

I don’t want to drink until 3 AM and then pass out on the floor.

No party animals. Just a sober person who doesn’t make bad life choices.

If you’re not a drunk or a stoner, please reply.

No drugs. No diseases. Just someone who doesn't think Dungeons and Dragons is a real thing and doesn't want to be tortured by a geek.

I’m not looking for a nerd. D&D is for losers.

No wizards or elves. Just a normal person.

Don’t bother me with your fantasy nonsense.

No drugs. No diseases. Just someone who’s not going to make you sick or smell like a sewer.

I don’t want to catch your cold and your bad habits.

No sick people. No bad smells. Just a clean person.

If you’re not healthy, don’t even try to talk to me.

No drugs. No Dungeons and Dragons. Just someone who wants a real person, not a geek or a pothead.

I don’t want to fight dragons or sniff glue for fun.

No nerds. No stoners. Just a real person.

If you play D&D, don’t even bother me.