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A fake hippy who still takes orders from the boss and gets a raise every month.
"I’m free," he said. Then he asked for a promotion.
He meditates at noon, then emails the CEO.
He wears tie-dye but still clocks in on time.
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A hippy who still works for the man and gets a bonus every holiday.
He dropped acid, then did a PowerPoint presentation.
He said, "Make love, not war," and then went to a conference.
He wears sandals and still wears a suit on Fridays.
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A hippy who still takes the man’s money and doesn’t even question it.
He said, "The man is the enemy," then took a raise.
He had a beard and still did spreadsheets.
He said, "Peace, love, and profit," and then got a raise.
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A hippy who still works for the man and still gets a raise every year.
He dropped out of the system, then got a promotion.
He had a lava lamp on his desk and still met his KPIs.
He said, "Burn the system," and then got a bonus.
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A hippy who still takes the man’s money and still uses it to buy more tie-dye.
He said, "I’m a free spirit," and then got a raise.
He had a hemp bracelet and still had a 401k.
He said, "The man is the enemy," and then went to the office party.
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A hippy who still works for the man and still gets a raise every month.
He said, "I’m a rebel," and then got promoted.
He had a flower in his hair and still had a timesheet.
He said, "The man is the enemy," and then got a bonus.