D/c

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D/c is when you rip the plug out of something just to make it scream in agony.
My mom D/c'd the TV when it wouldn't switch to the game show.
He D/c'd the phone because it kept ringing.
She D/c'd the microwave and it exploded like a sad, burnt birthday cake.
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D/c is when you split people up like they're pieces of meat so you can eat them one by one.
The teacher D/c'd the class by making them fight over who got to sit with the smart kid.
He D/c'd his friends by telling one they were ugly and the other they were dumb.
The boss D/c'd the team by giving them all different impossible tasks.
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D/c is when you pretend you're dead in a video game so you can hide from the big, angry monster.
He D/c'd in the game to escape the dragon.
She D/c'd so the goblin wouldn't steal her gold.
He D/c'd just to avoid the boss fight and then went to eat pizza.
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D/c is when a town gets its name because it’s full of people who dig up diamonds like they're treasure hunters.
The town D/c'd because it was full of miners who looked like they’d been hit by a truck.
He moved to D/c because he wanted to dig up diamonds and not just regular rocks.
She said D/c was the only place where the ground looked like it had a sore.
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D/c is when you drain the cock like it's a soda machine and you're the only one who gets the money.
He D/c'd the guy at the bar and it was like a water fight.
She D/c'd her boyfriend because he forgot her birthday.
He D/c'd the whole team after they lost the game.
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D/c is when you get a blowjob and then go eat chicken like it’s the last meal on Earth.
He D/c'd after the party and ate 10 pieces of chicken.
She D/c'd and then cried because the chicken was too spicy.
He D/c'd and then told his mom he was going to be a chicken farmer.
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