Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You ask someone if they're still breathing, but you're too lazy to check.

Sir, are you still alive or did you just give up?

Miss, I hope you're not dead, because I don't want to carry your body.

Hey, are you still here or did you vanish into the void?

2

You fake concern because you're too tired to be rude.

Are you okay or did you just lose a fight with your brain?

Do you still have a pulse or did you give up on life?

You look like you're about to cry, but I know it's just your pride.

3

You ask if they're okay, but you're really just annoyed.

Are you alright or are you just being a pain?

You look like you're about to explode, but I don't care.

I hope you're not dead, but if you are, I'm not crying.

4

You pretend to care, but you're just too lazy to say anything else.

Hey, are you still here or did you just leave?

Are you okay or did you just forget how to live?

I hope you're not dead, but if you are, I'll just leave you there.

5

You ask if they're okay, but you're really just being a bother.

Are you okay or are you just being a bother?

You look like you're about to break, but I'm not helping.

I hope you're not dead, but if you are, I'll just walk away.

6

You ask if they're okay, but you're just too tired to be nice.

Are you okay or did you just give up on life?

You look like you're about to die, but I don't care.

I hope you're not dead, but if you are, I'll just leave you there.