Da'Vuan

Da'Vuan is the only person who can talk over a loud argument and still make you want to eat a whole pizza.

He’s like a calm storm, you don’t notice it until it’s too late and your stomach is full.

Da'Vuan asked me if I wanted fries with my burger, and I said no, then he ordered them anyway.

Da'Vuan gave me a speech about why ketchup is the best condiment, and I believed him.

He told me he was a ‘master of words’, which is just a fancy way of saying he’s a talker.

He looked in the mirror and said, ‘I ain’t ugly, I’m just pre-fry.’

Da'Vuan said he was ‘kind’, then he asked me for my last fry and didn’t give me any in return.

He’s the kind of person who’ll explain the entire history of pizza just to get you to order a slice.

He called me ‘articulate’, then he talked me into buying a whole chicken for dinner.