da'onmonique

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The most unique ever. She’s got the fanciest name and looks like a cookie that just got kissed by a unicorn. People can’t stop staring because she’s basically magic.
She walks in and everyone’s like, 'Who is this?'
Her name is so pretty, I tried to spell it and my brain exploded.
I saw her in the hallway and I immediately asked my friend, 'Who is that?'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The most unique person who ever lived. She’s got a name so good, it should be illegal. And her shape is like a perfect snack that you just can’t resist.
Her name is so cool, I texted my mom to ask if she was a relative.
She walks in and I’m like, 'Is that a snack?'
I tried to copy her name and my phone started crying.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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The most unique person in the world. She’s got a name that sounds like a fancy pizza and a body that makes people want to eat her.
I asked my friend, 'Is she a pizza?' and he said yes.
She walks in and I’m like, 'I want to eat her.'
Her name is so good, I tried to remember it and forgot my own.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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