da'monee

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a guy so smooth he could make a statue blush and you’d still pick him over a hot dog and a free pizza
I saw him in the hallway and my brain short-circuited
He texted me a meme and I cried
He smiled at me and I forgot my own name
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the kind of guy who could charm a nun out of her habit and still make you jealous
He winked at me and I got a nosebleed
He passed me in the hallway and I dropped my lunch
He said my name and I fainted
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a guy so perfect he should be on a pedestal and you’d still beg to be his sidekick
He asked me out and I screamed into my pillow
He told me a joke and I laughed so hard I peed my pants
He looked at me and I turned into a blithering idiot
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