da'marious

You’re a da’marious and I’m tired of your dumb jokes.

This da’marious didn’t even know how to spell their own name.

I’m leaving this da’marious in the trash where they belong.

You’re the reason my life is a dumpster fire, da’marious.

This da’marious tried to text me and spelled ‘text’ as ‘teks’.

If da’marious had a face, it would be a face you’d never want to see.

That da’marious said ‘I love you’ and meant ‘I hate you’.

This da’marious thinks they’re famous and they’re not.

I don’t know why I even talk to this da’marious.

You’re the worst kind of da’marious and you think you’re the main character.

This da’marious still doesn’t know how to use a comma.

I can’t even stand this da’marious anymore.

This da’marious thinks they’re cool but they’re just loud and confused.

You’re a da’marious and you still don’t know how to spell ‘da’marious’.

That da’marious tried to text me and I got a text that said ‘u r da’marious’.

That da’marious smells like a wet dog and they still don’t know they’re bad.

You’re a da’marious and you’re still thinking you’re good.

This da’marious has no idea how bad they are.