da'janae

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A black girl with a face like a broken toaster and a name that sounds like it was spit out by a drunk rhino.

She walks in and everyone stops talking. It's like the silence of a prison yard.

Her name is Da'janae. I bet her mama was high when she picked it.

She texted me: 'U look like u just ate a sock.' I replied: 'U look like u just got socked.'

A black girl so ugly she makes the moon blush and the sun go blind.

Her DMs are full of 'u look like u just got hit by a dump truck.'

She walked into class and the teacher said, 'Okay, that's enough of the drama.'

She texted me: 'U look like u just got run over by a pizza truck.' I replied: 'U look like u just got stuck in a pizza oven.'

A black girl so ratchet she could turn a church into a nightclub and a priest into a DJ.

She showed up to the party wearing socks with sandals and a hat that said 'I survived a tornado.'

Her name is Da'janae. I think she was named after a scream.

She texted me: 'U look like u just got kicked by a donkey.' I replied: 'U look like u just got kicked by a donkey with a PhD.'