Dahlia Pacheco

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Dahlia Pacheco is the kind of person who looks like they’ve got their life together, but it’s just a facade. They’re always trying to keep the peace, even when someone’s about to lose their mind.
Dahlia: 'Just let him have his meltdown. It’ll pass.'
Dahlia: 'Don’t make me pick sides. I’ll end up with both of you.'
Dahlia: 'You’re both dumb, but I love you both.'
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Dahlia Pacheco is the person who will try to fix every problem, even when the problem is clearly broken and needs a good punch in the face.
Dahlia: 'Just talk to him. It’s not that bad.'
Dahlia: 'Let it go. It’s not worth the drama.'
Dahlia: 'He’s just mad. Don’t feed the fire.'
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Dahlia Pacheco is the one who will take your mess and turn it into a full-blown disaster, all while pretending like they’re just helping you out.
Dahlia: 'I just wanted to help. You’re welcome.'
Dahlia: 'It’s not my fault you’re a mess.'
Dahlia: 'You’re the one who started the chaos.'
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Dahlia Pacheco is the person who will always be there for you, even if you’re the one who brought the mess and the madness.
Dahlia: 'I’m here for you. Even if you’re an idiot.'
Dahlia: 'You’re my favorite idiot.'
Dahlia: 'You brought the mess. I brought the love.'
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Dahlia Pacheco is the kind of person who thinks they’re funny, but you know they’re just trying to hide the fact that they’re completely lost.
Dahlia: 'I’m hilarious. You’re just not paying attention.'
Dahlia: 'You laughed. That’s all that matters.'
Dahlia: 'I’m not lost. I’m just… slightly confused.'
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