Dahlia Pacheco

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Dahlia Pacheco is the kind of person who looks like they’ve got their life together, but it’s just a facade. They’re always trying to keep the peace, even when someone’s about to lose their mind.

Dahlia: 'Just let him have his meltdown. It’ll pass.'

Dahlia: 'Don’t make me pick sides. I’ll end up with both of you.'

Dahlia: 'You’re both dumb, but I love you both.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dahlia Pacheco is the person who will try to fix every problem, even when the problem is clearly broken and needs a good punch in the face.

Dahlia: 'Just talk to him. It’s not that bad.'

Dahlia: 'Let it go. It’s not worth the drama.'

Dahlia: 'He’s just mad. Don’t feed the fire.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dahlia Pacheco is the one who will take your mess and turn it into a full-blown disaster, all while pretending like they’re just helping you out.

Dahlia: 'I just wanted to help. You’re welcome.'

Dahlia: 'It’s not my fault you’re a mess.'

Dahlia: 'You’re the one who started the chaos.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dahlia Pacheco is the person who will always be there for you, even if you’re the one who brought the mess and the madness.

Dahlia: 'I’m here for you. Even if you’re an idiot.'

Dahlia: 'You’re my favorite idiot.'

Dahlia: 'You brought the mess. I brought the love.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Dahlia Pacheco is the kind of person who thinks they’re funny, but you know they’re just trying to hide the fact that they’re completely lost.

Dahlia: 'I’m hilarious. You’re just not paying attention.'

Dahlia: 'You laughed. That’s all that matters.'

Dahlia: 'I’m not lost. I’m just… slightly confused.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago