Dahlia Francis

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A Dahlia Francis is someone who thinks baking is the only thing worth living for and will stab you in the back if you don’t bring her cookies.

I will not be friends with you unless you bring me a cake.

You said you’d bring cookies, so now you’re dead.

I baked 17 pies just to prove I’m better than you.

Dahlia Francis is the type of person who will make friends with you… as long as you bring her snacks and don’t talk too loud.

I’ll be your friend if you bring me a snack and whisper.

You talked too loud during my baking. Now you’re my enemy.

Snacks are the only currency I accept.

A Dahlia Francis is a friend who will be there for you, until she needs a snack, and then she’ll forget you exist.

I’ll remember you when I get my snack.

You’re my best friend… until I get a donut.

I was your friend until you didn’t bring me a muffin.