Dahli

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Salvador Dahli, the nutty painter who probably painted with his toes and called it art.

Man, that Dahli guy was so nuts he painted dreams on toast.

I swear that Dahli painted with his fingers and called it genius.

Dahli was the weirdest painter I ever saw. He painted with his toes and called it a masterpiece.

A Dahly is a hot girl who knows how to look good and make you look like a fool.

That Dahly walked in and I forgot how to breathe.

She turned my brain to mush with that smile.

That Dahly looked like she stepped out of a magazine and made my day.

A Dahly is a country cowgirl with a body that screams ‘I ride horses and I know it.’

That Dahly rode a horse like it was her best friend.

She looked like a cowgirl straight outta a movie.

That Dahly had a body that made me want to join the rodeo.

A Dahly is a druggie with a face like a squished frog and the strength to beat the crap out of you.

That Dahly hit me like a sack of bricks.

She looked like a frog got hit by a truck and called it a face.

That Dahly could take on a whole gang and win.