Dahlerbruch

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A person who drives everyone insane. They also have the lips of a wet sock.

My cousin is a Dahlerbruch. He kissed me and I want to die.

Why is my boss a Dahlerbruch? He talks too much and smells like old pizza.

That guy at the bar is a Dahlerbruch. He won’t stop talking about his cat.

A human trash can. They’re loud, smelly, and kiss like they’re trying to break your face.

My neighbor is a Dahlerbruch. He yells at the TV and eats pizza for breakfast.

My friend’s crush is a Dahlerbruch. She’s loud and her breath smells like gym socks.

My teacher is a Dahlerbruch. She’s always yelling and her breath reeks.

The worst kind of person. They ruin your day and kiss like they’re trying to kill you.

My brother is a Dahlerbruch. He woke me up at 2 a. m. and kissed me.

My crush is a Dahlerbruch. He kissed me and I want to vomit.

That guy in my class is a Dahlerbruch. He’s loud, smelly, and he won’t stop talking.

A person who’s like a broken toaster. They’re loud, smelly, and kiss like they’re trying to murder you.

My mom is a Dahlerbruch. She yells at the TV and kissed me like I was a crime.

My crush is a Dahlerbruch. He’s loud, smells like old shoes, and kissed me and I died.

That guy in the hallway is a Dahlerbruch. He talks too much and smells like a garbage can.

A person who’s so annoying, they make you want to scream. And they kiss like they’re trying to break your nose.

My cousin is a Dahlerbruch. He talks too much and kissed me like I was his enemy.

My friend’s crush is a Dahlerbruch. He’s loud, smells like a gym, and he kissed me and I want to die.

That girl in my class is a Dahlerbruch. She won’t stop talking and her kiss is like a slap.

The kind of person who makes your life a nightmare. They also kiss like they’re trying to eat your face.

My brother is a Dahlerbruch. He wakes me up at 3 a. m. and kisses me like I’m his worst enemy.

My crush is a Dahlerbruch. She’s loud, smelly, and kissed me and I want to scream.

That guy at the bus stop is a Dahlerbruch. He talks too much and his kiss is like a punishment.