Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To be so wasted and hungover you look like you were run over by a drunk goat. You’re either partying hard or already dead inside.

I dahled so bad I tried to text my mom with my tongue.

He was dahled and cried at a hot dog commercial.

She was dahled and tried to eat her own eyelashes.

2

When a guy gets fingered up the butt by a girl while kissing like a lovesick fool. It’s like getting a massage from a demon.

He was fingered in the butt and screamed like a banshee.

She fingered him and he forgot his own name.

He got fingered and tried to run away from his own face.

3

A fake sweet name people use instead of 'darling.' It’s like being called 'crap' but with more glitter.

He called her 'dahled' and she threw a sandwich at him.

She said 'dahled' and he fell in love with her cat.

He called his dog 'dahled' and it bit him.

4

The best thing a guy can hear from a girl. It makes him feel like a superhero with a tiny brain.

She called him 'dahled' and he cried in a public bathroom.

He heard 'dahled' and bought her a pizza.

She said 'dahled' and he texted her at 3 AM.

5

A fake sweet word people say to each other. It’s like lying with glitter. Used mostly by people who think they’re fancy.

He said 'dahled' to a stranger and got kicked out of a club.

She used 'dahled' to impress her boss and got fired.

He said 'dahled' to a dog and it ran away.

6

Being a 'Dahl' means you’re probably a genius, a beauty, and a laugh riot. You’re basically a god with a bad hair day.

He’s a Dahl and he can solve math problems in his sleep.

She’s a Dahl and she can dance like a flamingo.

He’s a Dahl and he eats pizza for breakfast.

7

A mean rooster who likes to fight. It’s like a chicken with a death wish and a bad attitude.

The Dahl rooster attacked a man with a hat.

He saw a Dahl rooster and ran away screaming.

The Dahl rooster bit a dog and it cried.