Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the most enormous penis you’ve ever seen. like, it’s so big it’s basically a legend.

"Dahle? That’s not a guy, that’s a myth."

"He walked into the room and the whole class was like, 'Dahle? What the hell is that?'"

"Dahle is the reason why the school bathroom broke last year."

2

when a guy is getting fingered up the ass while making out like a lovesick fool.

"He was making out with her like a dog, and she was finger-fishing him like a pro."

"Dahle happened in the hallway. The janitor had to clean up the mess."

"He was so into it, he didn’t even notice the teacher walking in."

3

a fake way of saying 'darling' that sounds like it was made by a confused teenager.

"'Darling' is for rich people. 'Dahle' is for everyone else."

"He called me 'dahle' like I was his long-lost cousin from the 90s."

"It’s like a bad movie line. 'Dahle, my dear.'"

4

being so wasted and hungover that you can’t even think straight. it’s like your brain is on vacation.

"He was dahled and passed out on the floor, eating a sock."

"She was so dahled, she tried to text her mom in her sleep."

"He showed up to work and fell asleep at his desk. Classic dahle."

5

the sweetest thing a guy can hear from a girl. it’s like she’s saying 'I love you' but with more glitter and less sense.

"She said 'dahle' and I immediately fell in love with her and her dog."

"He heard 'dahle' and started crying like a baby in a bakery."

"That girl said 'dahle' and now he’s wearing her socks as a hat."

6

a fake love term that people use when they don’t know what else to say. it’s like a bad excuse for a friendship.

"He called me 'dahle' just to fit in with the cool kids."

"She used 'dahle' in a tweet and now everyone hates her."

"They said 'dahle' to each other and then broke up the next day."

7

being a 'dahl' is like being a genius, a heartthrob, and a comedian all in one. and you probably look good in a hat.

"He’s a dahl, and he can also do math in his sleep."

"She’s a dahl, and she’s got a hat collection bigger than your brain."

"They’re dahls, and they’re taking over the school."