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the most beautiful motherfucker you’ve ever seen
Dahilan walked in and the whole bar stopped breathing.
My cousin said Dahilan is the reason he failed math.
I saw Dahilan in the mall and I forgot how to walk.
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a motherfucker so hot he makes the sun blush
Dahilan came in and the sun went out.
I saw Dahilan and my dog started licking the air.
Dahilan walked by and my phone overheated.
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the motherfucker who makes your heart skip beats and your pants shrink
Dahilan walked past me and I forgot my name.
My mom said Dahilan is the reason my pants are too tight.
Dahilan smiled and I dropped my sandwich.