dahiem

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A dude who's so lovey-dovey he'll give you a hug and a foot massage at the same time. But he only stays sweet if Angel is around. Otherwise, he’s a total lowlife.

Dahiem gave me a hug and a foot rub, but when Angel left, he started talking trash about my mom.

He was sweet until Angel wasn’t there. Then he called me a fatty and said I smelled like old pizza.

Dahiem asked me for a hug, but when Angel wasn’t around, he said I was a waste of oxygen.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who’s like a puppy with a heart of gold. But if Angel isn’t there, he’s a puppy with a heart of gold and a mouth full of dirt.

Dahiem was like a puppy, but when Angel wasn’t there, he said I was a disgrace to the human race.

He was sweet as a puppy, but when Angel wasn’t around, he said I smelled like a gym sock.

Dahiem was cute, but when Angel wasn’t around, he said I was a failure.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who’s so nice you’d think he was paid to be. But if Angel isn’t there, he starts acting like a total jerk and says things you’ll never forget.

Dahiem was so nice I thought he was paid, but when Angel wasn’t there, he called me a fatty and said I was a disgrace.

He was like a angel, but when Angel wasn’t around, he said I was a total mess.

Dahiem was nice, but when Angel wasn’t there, he said I was a failure and I smelled like a sock.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A guy who’s so cute he’ll make you cry. But if Angel isn’t around, he’ll make you cry and also call you a total idiot.

Dahiem was so cute I cried, but when Angel wasn’t there, he said I was a total idiot.

He made me cry, but when Angel wasn’t around, he said I was a fatty and I smelled like a gym sock.

Dahiem was cute, but when Angel wasn’t around, he said I was a failure and I looked like a mess.

by Slangipedia 4d ago