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a woman so dank she could make a fart sound like a symphony. she’s brainy as hell and plays the flute with her toes. nobody likes her because she’s a total snob.
She walked into the room and immediately said, 'I know more about you than you know about yourself.'
She played the saxophone with her left foot while eating a burrito with her right.
She told the teacher she was bored and then solved the quadratic equation in her head.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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the exact opposite of Alanis. she doesn’t moan about life. she screams at it and kicks it in the face.
When her dog died, she yelled, 'I’M GONNA KILL THE DOG GOD!'
She didn’t cry when her math test was bad. She cursed the teacher’s ancestors.
She told the sky to shut up and then did a cartwheel.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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she’s not a woman. she’s a curse in human form. she’s just a girl, but don’t let that fool you.
She walked into the class and the teacher said, 'Oh no.'
She asked the principal for a raise and got one. Then she asked for a promotion and got that too.
She said, 'I’m just a girl,' and then aced the spelling bee.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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