Dahi Bandur

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A yogurt-slicked insult for white folks who think they’re fancy.
You’re just a Dahi Bandur in a suit.
Why do you talk like a Dahi Bandur?
I bet your mom calls you Dahi Bandur at night.
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A white person who thinks yogurt is a luxury, not a crime.
That Dahi Bandur spent $20 on yogurt.
Dahi Bandur, eat your lunch.
I saw a Dahi Bandur crying over a cup of yogurt.
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A white person who thinks they’re cool because they like yogurt.
That Dahi Bandur thinks he’s cool because he likes yogurt.
Why is that Dahi Bandur flexing his yogurt?
Dahi Bandur, show me your yogurt.
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A white person who eats yogurt like it’s a sacred ritual.
That Dahi Bandur eats yogurt like it’s a sacred ritual.
Dahi Bandur, pray to yogurt.
I saw a Dahi Bandur doing yoga with his yogurt.
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A white person who thinks yogurt is the only thing that matters.
That Dahi Bandur thinks yogurt is the only thing that matters.
Dahi Bandur, forget your life, just eat yogurt.
I bet that Dahi Bandur would marry yogurt.
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