dahguh

My cousin is dahguh and can't stop pooping or get it up.

That guy is dahguh, he’s been running to the bathroom every 5 minutes.

She’s dahguh, and she can't even finish her lunch without a trip to the loo.

He's been dahguh since last week, can't stop pooping or getting it on.

My friend is dahguh, and his life is just one big bathroom break.

That girl is dahguh, she's been pooping nonstop and can't even flirt.

My brother is dahguh, and he's been running to the toilet all day.

She’s dahguh and can't even look at a guy without running to the bathroom.

He's been dahguh since Monday and has no idea what's going on.