daheyney

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You look like a hot dog that’s been left in the sun too long.
Daheyney, you’re bigger than my uncle’s couch.
I saw you eating a whole pizza by yourself. Daheyney.
You just ran into a wall. Daheyney.
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You’re about to turn into a burger.
Daheyney, you’ve got more layers than my grandma’s cake.
You eat like a horse. Daheyney.
You just sat down. Daheyney.
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You’re gonna need a bigger pants.
Daheyney, you’re bigger than my cousin’s car.
You just ate three donuts. Daheyney.
You look like a meatball. Daheyney.
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