daherbert

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a guy whose junk is so average it makes chuck norris blush and question his own manhood
dude just walked in and said 'i heard you're a legend' and i said 'no, i'm just a dude with a normal penis'
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a man who's so normal he could be the human version of a boring monday
he showed up to the party and no one even noticed
he tried to tell a joke and it was just a sigh
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a guy who has a penis so average it might as well be a stick
he tried to impress the barista and got a 'thank you' instead
he asked for a second opinion and got a 'no'
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a man who’s so average he could be the reason chuck norris took a vacation
he told a story and it was just a regular day
he tried to flex and just shrugged
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a dude who's so normal he might as well be the human version of a microwave
he walked in and no one even looked up
he said 'hello' and it was just a greeting
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a guy whose junk is so average it could be the reason why chuck norris got a divorce
he tried to be funny and just said 'hello'
he showed up and no one even noticed
he tried to flex and just sighed
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