Dahedian

Why is the sky blue? Because it feels like it.

I don’t know what a phone is. It’s probably a type of sandwich.

I think the moon is a conspiracy. It’s definitely a conspiracy.

I invented the wheel. It’s now called the ‘Dahedian Wheel’ and it’s 100% better than the original.

The Earth is flat. I’ve seen the edge. It’s made of glitter.

I can solve world hunger. It’s easy. Just give everyone a pizza.

Banana is the first letter. I’ve seen it.

I don’t know what a letter is. It’s probably a type of sandwich too.

I think ‘Z’ is a type of fruit. It’s called a ‘Zebra-fruit’.

I’ve discovered a new math. It’s called ‘Dahedian Math’ and it’s 100% correct. It’s also 100% wrong.

I’ve solved the mystery of life. It’s just a sandwich.

I think the sun is a giant cheese. It’s definitely a cheese.

I’ve read the entire dictionary. It’s just a list of words. I’ve also read it backwards.

I think the moon is made of cheese. I’ve also read it backwards.

I’ve discovered a new language. It’s called ‘Dahedian’ and it’s 100% correct.