Dahdouh

'I cried when the dog died in the movie. I'm a legend.'

'I got a free soda because I cried during the movie. That’s how you win.'

'I told the manager I was too sensitive for the horror movies. He gave me a raise.'

'I know all the movie times by heart. I'm a god.'

'I told the customer I was a movie expert. I didn’t know the movie even came out yet.'

'I got a discount on popcorn because I lied about being a student.'

'I cried so hard during the movie I got a free coupon.'

'I told my coworkers I was tough. Then the puppy died in the movie.'

'I tried to act cool during the movie. I failed. I cried.'