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A stupid handsome thing that trips over its own feet and still thinks it's cool.
He walked into a wall and still called himself a god.
She tripped over her own shoelace and smiled like she won the lottery.
He spilled his coffee on a stranger and said it was a blessing.
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A hot guy who looks good but acts like a dumbo.
He looked like a king but said 'yo' to a princess.
He had a six-pack but couldn't find his keys.
He had a perfect face but couldn't tie his shoes.
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A guy so attractive it hurts, but he’s also a walking disaster.
He looked like a movie star but dropped his phone in a toilet.
He had a perfect smile but spilled a whole soda on a teacher.
He was the love of my life but tripped into a puddle.
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