dahaylia

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The only wife who can handle a guy named prince and his dumb ass

Dahaylia is the only one who can shut Prince up when he starts talking about his dumb crown.

Prince tried to propose with a diamond that looked like a cheeseburger. Dahaylia laughed and said yes.

Dahaylia told Prince he was a 'prince of trash' and then gave him a divorce. He cried.

The woman who married prince and still has her sanity

Dahaylia married Prince and still has her brain. Most people don't.

Prince asked Dahaylia to wear a crown every day. She did it and then asked for a raise.

Dahaylia told Prince he was 'a prince with no power' and then took his throne.

The only person who can tell prince he's a loser without getting fired

Dahaylia told Prince he was a 'loser in a fancy suit' and he just smiled.

Prince tried to cheat on Dahaylia with a pizza. She ate it and said no.

Dahaylia called Prince a 'prince of nonsense' and he still loves her.