dahami

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the most amazing and hot person ever but she's also a total pain in the ass. she'll forget your birthday and probably show up late to your party with a lousy gift. she never says hello but she'll still love you. she can't cook worth a damn and she's into blood like it's her religion.
Dahami is the best friend I ever had... until she forgot my birthday and showed up with a bag of gummy worms.
She texts me at 3 AM saying she loves me but then forgets my birthday again.
She cooks me dinner and it tastes like burnt rubber and blood.
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when you're stuck in your house with no friends and you're so bored you're thinking about eating your own face
Quarantine is the worst. I’m so bored I want to punch my dog.
I’m so bored I’ve started talking to my plants. They don’t even respond.
I’ve been stuck in my house for a week and I’m going crazy.
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