Dahamdee

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Dahamdee is a weird name for a weird person. She’s like a broken toaster, shy at first, but once you press the button, she spits out creativity and kindness. She’s always there to annoy you, even if she’s also your best friend.
Dahamdee texted me at 2 AM saying she had a dream about sentient toast.
She randomly drew a mustache on my face during class.
She cried when I didn’t bring her candy.
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Dahamdee is the human version of a chaotic rainbow. She’s quiet at first, but then she hits you with her weird ideas and makes you feel like a million bucks. She’s also the reason you have a headache every Tuesday.
She told my teacher I was a robot in disguise.
She brought a lizard to lunch.
She tried to turn my phone into a pizza.
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Dahamdee is like a mix of glitter and screaming. She’s not loud, but she’s loud in her own weird way. She’s your friend, your annoyance, and your personal nightmare.
She screamed my name in the hallway during a math test.
She told me my hair looked like a traffic jam.
She drew a mustache on my math test.
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