dahaba

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Dahaba is a tiny human who thinks Mark Tuan is the peak of all humans and will cry if you say anything bad about him. She’s a walking joke and will spam you with memes until you beg for mercy.

'I saw Mark Tuan and I immediately fainted. You are a disgrace.'

'Why would you even question Markjae? They’re perfect. You’re the problem.'

'I just sent you 500 memes. You will love me.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Dahaba is a nice person who’ll be your best friend forever unless you try to mess her up. Then she’ll turn into a monster and ruin your life.

'You broke my heart. Now I’m gonna break your bones.'

'I’ll be your friend forever. Unless you cheat on me. Then I’m your enemy.'

'You think you can leave me? I’ll haunt you in your dreams.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Dahaba is the smartest, most beautiful, most intelligent, and most amazing person on the planet. She thinks she’s just average, but she’s lying.

'I’m not that good. You’re just too dumb to see it.'

'I’m just average. You’re the one who’s overrated.'

'You think you’re smart? I’m the smartest person on the planet.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago