dah-anah

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It’s when you’re getting your junk sucked and you can’t shut up, like you’re trying to explain your life to a kid while getting a hand job.
My uncle was dah-anah during the whole wedding. He said, 'I just got divorced, and I'm not done with my ex!' while getting sucked off by the bartender.
My cousin was dah-anah in the middle of a Zoom call. He started talking about his cat’s bad breath while getting a blow job from his girlfriend.
My dad was dah-anah at the gas station. He told the cashier his entire life story while getting a hand job from the guy behind him.
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It’s when you’re so high on junk and you’re talking nonsense, like you’re telling the universe your secrets while getting a hand job.
My brother was dah-anah at the party. He told the DJ his entire life story while getting a hand job from a random girl.
My mom was dah-anah on the phone. She said, 'I just got a divorce, and I'm going to take over the world!' while getting a hand job from my dad.
My friend was dah-anah during a test. He whispered, 'I'm going to be president,' while getting a hand job from his crush.
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It’s when you’re getting your junk sucked and you won’t stop talking, like you’re trying to win a debate while getting a hand job.
My uncle was dah-anah during the football game. He argued with the TV while getting a hand job from his neighbor.
My cousin was dah-anah at the park. He told everyone his entire life story while getting a hand job from a random kid.
My dad was dah-anah during the whole dinner. He said, 'I just got a promotion, and I'm going to retire next year!' while getting a hand job from my mom.
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