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A lady stuck with a guy who fights in Dagorhir. She only got dragged into it because he wouldn't shut up about it.

My wife signed up for Dagorhir just to shut me up. It didn’t work.

I married a Dagorhir dude. Now I have to wear armor. And I hate it.

My wife joined Dagorhir because I said I’d never fight her again. I lied.

A woman married to a Dagorhir man. She’s stuck with him and his dumb hobby. She doesn’t like it, but she’s stuck with it.

My husband fights in Dagorhir. I had to learn how to block a sword. It was terrifying.

I married a Dagorhir man. Now I get hit with sticks. It’s not cute.

He fights in Dagorhir. I don’t. I just get stuck with the aftermath.

A woman who married a guy who fights in Dagorhir. She’s the one who has to clean up after him and his stupid fights.

I married a Dagorhir guy. Now I have to clean up after him. And his friends.

He fights in Dagorhir. I get the bruises. And the mess.

My husband fights in Dagorhir. I get the beatings. And the sore muscles.