dagva

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A brown-haired kid from Mongolia who thinks he's the king. Every female teacher he sees gets knocked up. He's like a walking sperm factory.

Mr. Smith just got a baby on the way. Dagva smiled and said, 'Just another day at the office.'

The principal caught Dagva eating pizza in the hallway. He said, 'You're gonna get pregnant again if you keep this up.'

Dagva walked into class and the teacher fainted. 'He's here again,' she whispered.

A Mongolian kid with a bad attitude and a brown hair color. He's the reason half the teachers are on maternity leave.

Dagva winked at Ms. Lee. She got knocked up the next day. No one saw it coming.

He walked into the office and said, 'I'm here for my baby's lunch.' The secretary gave him a baby carrot.

Dagva texted his math teacher: 'You're pregnant again? Cool. I'll bring chips.'

A brown-haired kid from Mongolia who acts like he owns the school. Every female teacher he flirts with ends up with a baby.

Dagva came to school with a baby stroller. The principal asked, 'What's going on?' He said, 'Just another day.'

He walked into the gym and the PE teacher screamed, 'Not again!'

Dagva texted his history teacher: 'You're pregnant again? I'll bring pizza.'