dagus wafer

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a smelly mess that smells like old socks and bad decisions all rolled into one.

My brother's dagus wafer could knock out a dragon.

That smell from the back of the bus is a dagus wafer on steroids.

I think my gym sock is a dagus wafer in disguise.

the crusted, dried-up evidence of a life spent avoiding the toilet.

My dad’s dagus wafer is like a fossil from the Stone Age.

That thing on the toilet seat is not a dagus wafer, it’s a monster.

My sister’s dagus wafer is so bad it’s famous.

the same thing as a dingleberry, but with more attitude and less hope.

My dog’s dagus wafer is just a dingleberry with a bad hair day.

I don’t know what a dingleberry is, but I know a dagus wafer when I see one.

The dingleberry is a cousin of the dagus wafer, but not as cool.

the worst kind of thing you can be, like when your life hits rock bottom and then it gets worse.

That project was a dagus wafer of epic proportions.

My life is a dagus wafer and I’m proud of it.

That idea was so bad it was a dagus wafer in human form.