dagummit

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A silly word kids use when they’re too embarrassed to say the real swear word, but still want to sound cool.
Dagummit, my pants are on inside out again!
Dagummit, I tripped over my own shoelace!
Dagummit, my baby brother ate my homework!
2
A weak version of a swear word that only works if you’re wearing a helmet.
Dagummit, I fell off my bike!
Dagummit, my helmet is broken!
Dagummit, my knee is bleeding!
3
A word you use when you’re trying to be tough, but your brain is still made of jelly.
Dagummit, I can’t solve this math problem!
Dagummit, my jelly brain won’t work!
Dagummit, I spilled my juice on my math test!
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A swear word for people who are too lazy to say the real one, but still want to sound like a tough kid.
Dagummit, I’m too lazy to do my chores!
Dagummit, my brother won’t stop teasing me!
Dagummit, I forgot my lunch again!
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A fake swear word that only works if you’re wearing a cape and pretending to be a superhero.
Dagummit, I got stuck in the tree!
Dagummit, my cape is ripped!
Dagummit, my superpower is broken!
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A word you use when you’re trying to be mad, but your face is still like a happy chicken.
Dagummit, my chicken face won’t go away!
Dagummit, I’m too happy to be mad!
Dagummit, I laughed at my own joke!
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