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the guy who turns you into a puddle every time he shows up
He walked in and I immediately forgot how to breathe.
I saw him in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.
He said hi and I got wet like a soggy sock.
daguelin
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the human version of a water fountain
He’s like a fountain and I’m the cup that can’t hold it all.
I saw him once and my pants got a little damp.
He’s so moist, he probably smells like a bathroom.
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the man who makes you feel like a puddle with just a glance
He looked at me and I immediately became a puddle.
I saw him and my brain became a swamp.
He smiled and I got wet like a soaked towel.