dagt

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A wild guess you make when you’re too clueless and too lazy to look it up, and you swear to God you’ll die if it’s wrong.

Dagt, I swear I’ll fail my math test if this answer is wrong.

Dagt, I think my mom’s dating my uncle. I’ll eat my hat if I’m wrong.

Dagt, I’m gonna pass this class or I’ll quit school and become a street dog.

You throw this out when you’re completely lost and you don’t care if you’re being extra dumb.

Dagt, I thought the sky was purple. I was right for 10 minutes.

Dagt, I believe the moon is made of cheese and I’m not wrong.

Dagt, I said the president was a alien. I didn’t even check.

A fancy way of saying you’re so dumb you made up a whole phrase to cover for it and you’re not even sorry.

Dagt, I thought the sun was a giant flashlight. I didn’t even blink.

Dagt, I said the ocean was a giant bowl of soup. No one asked me.

Dagt, I believed the earth was flat and I was happy about it.

You say this when you’re too lazy to think and you’re too proud to admit you’re wrong.

Dagt, I said the cat was a ghost. I didn’t even look it up.

Dagt, I thought the computer was alive. I was wrong, but I didn’t care.

Dagt, I said the moon was a giant pizza. I still believe it.

A desperate attempt to sound smart when you’re actually just guessing and you hope no one notices.

Dagt, I said the earth was made of chocolate. No one asked me.

Dagt, I told my teacher the sky was a giant screen. I still think it’s true.

Dagt, I said the sun was a giant fireball. I was right, but I didn’t know.