dagster

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A dagster is someone who always ends up getting the biggest chunk of the poon tang.

Dagster got the whole poon tang again. No one else even got a side order.

At the poon tang buffet, Dagster took the last slice and didn’t share.

Dagster got the poon tang and the side dish. Everyone else got crumbs.

A dagster is the guy who always gets the poon tang like it’s his birthday.

Dagster ate the poon tang like it was a free meal. No one else got anything.

Dagster took the poon tang and left the rest of us with a side of shame.

Dagster got the poon tang, and we all got a side of regret.

A dagster is someone who gets the poon tang and then laughs at everyone else.

Dagster took the poon tang and then laughed at me like I was a failure.

Dagster got the poon tang and didn’t even say thank you.

Dagster had the poon tang and then made a joke about my hunger.