dagsnackit

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a loud shout you yell when life hits you with a brick, like when your hairbrush disappears and you’re left with nothing but a headache and a side of betrayal
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is gone and I have to go to school like this!
Dagsnackit! My dog ate my hairbrush and now I’m going to fail math.
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is missing and I have to use a pencil for my hair.
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a magical word that makes your problems feel smaller, but only if you say it loud enough and throw a pencil at the wall
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is gone and I’m going to die!
Dagsnackit! I lost my hairbrush and now my hair is a mess!
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is missing and I’m going to fail my life.
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a shout you make when you’re so angry you could punch a wall, especially if your hairbrush is missing and you’re out of hair gel
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is gone and I have no hair gel!
Dagsnackit! My dog ate my hairbrush and now I’m bald!
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is missing and I’m going to lose my mind.
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a cry of despair you make when your hairbrush is gone and you have to use a sock to brush your hair
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is missing and I have to use a sock!
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is gone and I look like a raccoon!
Dagsnackit! I lost my hairbrush and now I’m going to fail life.
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a shout you make when your hairbrush is gone and you’re left with nothing but your anger and a bag of chips
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is gone and I’m eating chips in frustration!
Dagsnackit! My hairbrush is missing and I have no chips!
Dagsnackit! I lost my hairbrush and now I have to eat chips for dinner.
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