dagrumple

"You think you're my dad? I've seen you eat my grandpa's breakfast!", my dagrumple yelling at me.

My dagrumple showed up at my wedding and tried to propose to my mom.

He's the only person who can call me 'kid' and mean it, and also call me 'grandson' in the same breath.

My dagrumple showed up at my job and said, 'I’m here to retire you.'

He’s the only guy who can be my dad, my uncle, and my grandpa, and he still doesn’t know which is which.

He told my mom he was my dad, but then he took me out for ice cream and said, 'You’re my grandpa.'

He walked into my grandma’s house and started arguing with her like he was her brother.

He showed up at my birthday party and said, 'I’m your dad, and I’m also your grandpa, and I’m here to take you away.'

He texted me and said, 'I’m your dad and your uncle, and I’m coming to pick you up, but I might also be your grandpa.'