dagro

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A black person who thinks they're Italian. Or an Italian who thinks they're black. Either way, they're both loud, messy, and proud of their bad decisions.
My cousin says he's dagro because he eats pasta with ketchup.
My neighbor thinks he's dagro because he speaks Italian and wears a hat every day.
My teacher called me dagro because I said 'mama' instead of 'mom'.
2
When your dad goes off like a madman for no real reason. Like you just asked for ice cream, and now he's screaming at you.
Dad: 'Why would you even ask? I'm not in the mood!' Me: 'I just wanted some ice cream.'
Dad: 'You're making me agro!' Me: 'I'm just eating a banana.'
Dad: 'You're dagro!' Me: 'I'm just trying to survive.'
3
A person who's half Italian and half black. They’re loud, they’re proud, and they probably sing in the shower.
Prince is dagro because he's got the voice of an Italian and the style of a black man.
My friend’s dad is dagro because he’s got a mustache and a soul.
My dog is dagro because he’s got a collar and a bark.
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A mix of Italian and black that makes people confused and angry. They're loud, messy, and they take up too much space.
My uncle is dagro because he eats spaghetti with ketchup and screams at the TV.
My cousin is dagro because she wears a hat and sings in the shower.
My neighbor is dagro because he talks to the mailman like he’s family.
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A person who acts like they're both Italian and black. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they think they’re the best at everything.
My friend is dagro because he says 'mama' and eats pizza with ketchup.
My brother is dagro because he wears a hat and sings in the shower.
My dog is dagro because he barks at the mailman like he’s Italian.
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