dagorhir

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A dumb game where nerds wear stupid fantasy clothes and hit each other with fake weapons that look like they were stolen from a trash can. The weapons are made of foam, plastic, and stuff that looks like it came from a discount store.
My cousin tried to join Dagorhir and showed up in a shirt from 2003. He got laughed at for 10 minutes.
I wore my grandma’s old robe to Dagorhir and got called ‘the ghost of bad fashion.’
My friend tried to fight with a foam sword and got beaten by a guy who used a pizza box as a shield.
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A battle game where people wear weird fantasy clothes and hit each other with soft weapons that don’t hurt. You can use things like sticks, fake swords, and even old couch cushions.
I used my brother’s old bow at Dagorhir and missed every shot. He called me ‘the worst archer since the last guy who tried to shoot a squirrel.’
My friend wore a dress to Dagorhir and got called ‘the most embarrassing person in the history of foam fights.’
I used a hammer at Dagorhir and accidentally hit my best friend. He now calls me ‘the hammer of doom.’
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