dagoreeno

I saw a dagoreeno at the gas station. He was eating a sandwich with his hands and didn’t wash them.

My cousin’s friend is a dagoreeno. He tried to flirt with my mom and she kicked him out.

That dagoreeno in my class eats spaghetti for breakfast and talks like he’s in a movie.

My neighbor is a dagoreeno. He wears socks with sandals and eats bread for dinner.

The guy at the deli is a dagoreeno. He talks too loud and smells like old cheese.

My brother’s friend is a dagoreeno. He tried to teach me how to dance and I ended up on the floor.

That dagoreeno at the gym flexes like he’s got six packs and smells like garbage.

My teacher’s brother is a dagoreeno. He showed up in a suit and had pizza sauce on his shirt.

The dagoreeno in my class tried to be my best friend. Now he follows me everywhere.