dagogo

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A total waste of space who can't laugh at anything even when it's screaming in their face
My cousin is a dagogo. He didn't even snort when I told him I peed in the pool.
My friend's boss is a dagogo. He fell asleep during the fire alarm.
My neighbor is a dagogo. He tried to explain the joke like it was a math problem.
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A person who's so useless they make the garbage look good
My teacher is a dagogo. She didn't get the punchline even after I drew it on the board.
My brother is a dagogo. He cried when the dog ate his sandwich.
My mom is a dagogo. She tried to fix the Wi-Fi by waving her hands at it.
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A person so bad at life they probably invented being late
My dad is a dagogo. He missed the joke because he was texting his ex.
My friend is a dagogo. He didn't laugh when I told him I failed math.
My cat is a dagogo. He walked away from the laser pointer like it was a bad idea.
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