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A Salvadorian man who thinks women are the best thing since tacos and sports. He'll hit on any girl with a decent butt and boobs. Doesn't care what she looks like, as long as she's hot. He's the kind of guy who'll buy you a drink just to be nice.
Dagoberto walked into the gym and asked the barista if she wanted to go to the beach. She said no. He asked again. She said yes.
He texted me, 'Hey, I saw your butt in the grocery store. Want to grab a burrito?'
He proposed to his girlfriend during a soccer game. She said yes. Then she got pregnant. He was happy.