Dagobert

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Dagobert is the most manly man on the planet and will make any dude feel like a chicken in a chicken coop.

Yo, Dagobert walked in and my confidence dropped like my pants when I see my mom.

I tried to flex in front of Dagobert, and he just laughed like I was telling a joke.

Dagobert looked at me and I felt like I was wearing a dress and heels.

Dagobert is so hood that even the most tough guy looks like a baby crying in the middle of the night.

Dagobert showed up, and my whole crew went silent like they were in a trance.

I tried to argue with Dagobert, and he just stared me down like I was a kid who didn’t do his homework.

Dagobert walked by and I felt like I was the one who failed the test.

Dagobert is the manliest man alive and will make you feel like you’re wearing a dress and crying in the rain.

Dagobert came in and my whole group got quiet like we were in trouble.

I tried to be cool, but Dagobert looked at me and I felt like I was a kid who got caught eating pizza in class.

Dagobert walked in and I felt like I had no chance at being the manliest man ever.